Gamblin' Granny
Granny loves the casinos and especially the slots! She may be old but she's young at heart and no matter what, she's always a winner! Granny comes in both 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions and is yours for only $5.00.
Trigger Finger
Gramps is still quick on the trigger. Whether its "Lawrence Welk" reruns or "The Price is Right", Gramps can sure use that remote to navigate around his favorite shows. Gramps and his TV set are yours for only $5.00 in either 4x4 or 5x7 hoop sizes.
Bingo Babe
She's sexy and ready for action at the Bingo Hall and no one better take away her bingo marker! This hilarious design is made for a 4x4 or a 5x7 hoop and he can be all yours for only $5.00 either size.
Red Hot Gramps
Gramps thinks he still has it. Look at him standing there flexing his muscle. There was a day when he turned women's heads. Actually he still does, only they turn their heads away from him. Gramps is made for a 4x4 or a 5x7 hoop and he can be all yours for only $5.00 either size.
"Glamma" Gramma
She's hot and saucy. Actually that's because she just had a hot flash and dropped her applesauce in her lap. Gramma is made for a 4x4 or a 5x7 hoop and is yours for only $5.00 either size.
Some Like it Hot!
Remember Marilyn Monroe standing over the subway grate in Seven Year Itch? Well this granny thinks she's as hot as Marilyn was. Maybe it's only a hot flash. This granny comes in both 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions and is yours for only $5.00.
Old Rebel
Gramps loves to think of himself as James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause but this grandpa is lucky he can remember his own name! This old rebel comes in both 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions and is yours for only $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop - 3.4"x 3.9" 9,924 st
5x7 Hoop - 4.6"x 6.8" 19,576 st
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop - 3.8"x 3.9" 9,831 st
5x7 Hoop - 5.0"x 7.0" 24,137 st
Old Bag Valentine
She's still as romantic as ever. She's living proof that you can fall in love at any age. This sexy old bag comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.9"x 3.9" 12,392 st
5x7 Hoop 5.1"x 5.1" 18,890 st
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4x4 Hoop - 2.6"x 3.9" 6,914 st
5x7 Hoop - 4.7"x 7.0" 16,273 st
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4x4 Hoop - 3.7"x 3.9" 11,508 st
5x7 Hoop - 6.8"x 5.0" 20,662 st
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4x4 Hoop - 3.5"x 3.9" 12,092 st
5x7 Hoop - 5.0"x 5.5" 21,092 st
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4x4 Hoop - 3.9"x 3.9" 6,330 st
5x7 Hoop - 5.0"x 6.9" 12,992 st
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4x4 Hoop - 3.9"x 3.9" 6,346 st
5x7 Hoop - 4.8"x 6.9" 12,598 st
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4x4 Hoop 3.1"x 3.9" 8,910 st
5x7 Hoop 4.5"x 7.0" 20,214 st
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4x4 Hoop 3.8"x 3.9" 7,932 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 7.0" 18,296 st
Bathing Beauty
She's all ready for summer at the pool or beach. Ready for the guys to give her the eye. Most of them shut their eyes however. This bathing beauty comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Muscle Beach
He's hot! Mainly because he's not used to the sun. He likes to show off his muscles but we all wonder where they are. He comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 2.9"x 3.9" 9,216 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 6.6" 18,711 st
Breakin' Wind
Grandpa is out on his ride...wind in what's left of his hair. He's happy to get out of the home for some recreation and a chance to really "break some serious wind"! This old devil comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Born to be Wild
Grandma is takin' it to the streets. She's zoomin' down the road on her way to the arthritis clinic. She sure looks hot. Well, maybe she's having a hot flash. This biker grandma comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.4"x 3.9" 9,989 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.8" 16,889 st
Geezer Golfer
Golfing is one of those things that you can do in retirement. Grandpa has no trouble with his swing. It's hitting the ball that gives him problems. This old duffer comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Old Bag Golfer
Grandma has taken up golf as a hobby. She thinks she's doing great because her score keeps getting higher and higher each time she plays This hard driving grandma comes in 2 sizes, 4x4 and 5x7 hoop versions. Each is $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 2.8"x 3.9" 9,300 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 6.9" 20,461 st
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 2.8"x 3.9" 6,980 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 7.0" 16,044 st
Two Front Teeth for Grandpa
Grandpa doesn't want much for Christmas this year. . . only his two front teeth! Well, he needs more but he'll take whatever he can get. Last time grandpa had any teeth was 1960. He went to a steak house and that was that! This design is just great for decorating Christmas stockings or for whatever you can think of. Great on gifts for those "older" ones with a sense of humor. Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is yours for $5.00.
Two Front Teeth for Grandma
Grandma has needed teeth for a long time. She has had to gum everything, including her favorite, peanut brittle. She finally decided she is fed up and wants at least two teeth for Christmas. This design is great for Christmas stockings as gifts for that "older generation" with a sense of humor. Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is only $5.00.
Vain Grandpa
Grandpa wants to look good. He spends hours and hours just primping and grooming himself. But he has found that it takes him lots more time than it used to and the result isn't as good as it used to be. Grandpa is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Grandma's Aches and Pains
When you get on in age you can get lots of aches and pains. Grandma's pains are a mystery sometimes. This fun design is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Happy Hour Grandpa
Grandpa knows he's getting old when happy hour is a nap and it seems that he has a lot of happy hours snoozing away. Grandpa is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Grandma on Hold
Looks like grandma has some real trouble. She has been put on hold but really can't hold it. Grandma is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Stay off the Sidewalk
Grandpa isn't too good at driving these days. He gets mixed up often. It looks like he spends a lot of time on the sidewalk instead of the street. Grandpa is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Grandma's got the Right Idea
Grandma thinks she looks better with age. Maybe she needs new glasses or maybe she should start wearing the ones she has. Grandma is available in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either sizes is only $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.9"x 3.9" 10,321 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.0" 14,820 st
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4x4 Hoop 3.9"x 3.9" 9,622 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.0" 13,885 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.8"x 3.9" 8,456 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 7.0" 17,233 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.7"x 3.9" 9,686 st
5x7 Hoop 4.8"x 6.9" 22,741 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.6"x 3.9" 9,225 st
5x7 Hoop 4.7"x 7.0" 21,112 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.5"x 3.9" 8,865 st
5x7 Hoop 4.5"x 7.0" 19,992 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.6"x 3.9" 9,030 st
5x7 Hoop 4.7"x 7.1" 21,528 st
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4x4 Hoop 3.1"x 3.9" 8,535 st
5x7 Hoop 4.8"x 7.0" 16,845 st
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4x4 Hoop 2.8"x 3.9" 8,756 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 7.1" 22,098 st
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 2.7"x 3.9" 10,078 st
5x7 Hoop 4.4"x 7.0" 20,650 st
Photographic Memory
Grandpa always had a great memory. He always said it was a photographic memory. But if that's true, lately he must not be loading his camera. This is a fun design that comes in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either size is yours for only $5.00.
Hold that Sneeze
Grandma is at the point where she has to be very careful whenever she sneezes otherwise she will run out of clean underwear or end up in a puddle. Grandma comes in two sizes, 4x4 and 5x7. Either size is only $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.8"x 3.8" 11,649 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.0" 17,256 st
Old Bunnies Never Die
Looks like granny used to be a sexy Bunny. Now she just doesn't have that hop anymore and is stuck giving out Easter eggs at the retirement home. This design is just right for that older person with a sense of humor. Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is yours for $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.9"x 3.9" 11,372 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.1" 16,716 st
Hiding Easter Eggs
Grandpa has found that at his age, he can hide his own Easter eggs. It takes him hours or sometimes days to figure out where he put them. This design is just right for that older person with a sense of humor. Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is yours for $5.00.
The Lawn Ranger Rides Again!
Gramps just couldn't wait for spring to come so he could get up on that riding mower. They call him, "The Lawn Ranger". This design is just right for that older person with a sense of humor. Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is yours for $5.00.
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.8"x 3.9" 15,710 st
5x7 Hoop 5.0"x 5.2" 24,408 st
Actual Size
4x4 Hoop - 3.6"x 3.9" 12,883 st
5x7 Hoop - 5.1"x 5.6" 22,119 st
Old Sew n Sew
How many of you have been in the position the Grandma is in? From the look on her face, it seems she is having troubles. Could it be that her bobbin ran out of thread? Or maybe it's that her needle needs to be changed or her machine needs to be cleaned. This design comes in two sizes and is yours for only $5.00 in either size.
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Actual Size
4x4 Hoop 3.9"x 3.0" 9,386 st
5x7 Hoop 6.5"x 5.0" 21,362 st
Jittery Buggers
Gramma and Gramps are reliving their teenage years. I guess you might say it's a second childhood for both of them. They used to jitterbug but now they are just "Jittery Buggers". Comes in 4x4 and 5x7 sizes. Either size is yours for $5.00.
